Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Please Be Unavailable

Let me start by explaining how I arrived at this URL.

I wanted http://catman.blogspot.com because the impetus behind this was a cat - which I intend to more fully explain laterz - but that was UNAVAILABLE.

I tried http://scatcan.blogspot.com - but that was UNAVAILABLE.

Then I had a stroke of genius - http://reallyrealblog.blogspot.com.

UNAVAILABLE.

dESPERATION hit.

http://nameneeded.blogspot.com.

UNAVAILABLE.

http://unavailable.blogspot.com.

So I gave up.

http://untitled.blogspot.com.

Of course - taken up in 2000. Zero blog entries.

So I got desperate.

http://shitcunt.blogspot.com.

UNAVAILABLE.

So I flipped.

http://desperatelyseekinganame.blogspot.com.

UNA-FUCKING-VAILABLE.

All these awesome URLs are rarely updated, if ever. Most have no entries. The best hasn't been updated since 2007.

So I'm up shit creek with this one.

Watching Lee Mack and hoping for comedy inspiration.

Let's see how this goes...